Ok Lets up date on what had happened

So there's this chick named Darcy, Darcy had this whole huge plot to separate Bingley from Elizabeth's sister. The first sentence should explain how Darcy already messed up! Now Elizabeth is like super pissed and I assume is going to kill Darcy. I mean lets be reasonable here... Elizabeth is a trained killing machine, so Darcy is probably going to regret trying to break up the little love connection between the Bennet sister and Bingley.

My opinion On My Book!

Pride Prejudice and Zombies is a book that I would very much love to set down. Not because I love it! But because It makes me want to end up in a casket.... If you know what I mean ;) What honestly saves the book at times are these random zombie attacks which can be uhhhhhh a little exciting to read. But at this point of the book I'm willing to read anything, Hell I'll even read Shades of Gray! (Just kidding that's disgusting) But if I were to give this book a judging out of 5 stars, I'd give it a 2. Possibly a 2.5 because I'm feeling generous.

 P.S I would like to apologize for the creepy winky face that was made earlier, it was a bad pun and I'll try and make it better next time. But Thanks for reading anyway!

Analyze the story so far

So pretty much the book starts off with meeting the 4 Bennet sisters, one being Elizabeth. The whole purpose of these 4 lovely ladies is to be married to a rich wealthy man. The opertunity comes when they meet Mr Bingley. The 4 sisters show up to his Ball and have to mingle with all the folks. Then long story short, a random zombie attacks happen. Mr Bingley doesn't like Elizabeth but Mr Bingley's friend does. But then Bigley moves away and the military comes in to kill all the zombies and Elizabeth meets a soldier that she totally has the hots for.

Random Much!?

Mr.Collins invites everyone over for a dinner and Mrs.Collins hates on Elizabeth about her Shaolin show down skills. So she then proves herself and battles a group of NINJA'S! Elizabeth was slicing and dicing ninja's all around. Arms, and limbs were flying off left and right

Shaolin Kick Ass

So within the story Bennet tells that she is a Shaolin student of Pei Lou, and she shows what she learned from the Shaolin school by cracking a zombies face open with a kick.  When her foot connected to the zombies skull it blew open with blood leaking every where! BOOOMMMM!!!! HEAD SHOT!

First Zombie attack!

In the book the Bennet throws a ball. The ball was going well, people were going around and mingling with other attractive pieces of hunks! Everything seemed to be going over smoothly.... Then BAM! Zombies start coming out of every where and eating people. There is this part where a zombie catches Mrs. Long and takes a huge chomp out of her head and blood squirts every where. I was like WWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!???? Then Bennet and her sisters form a pentagon and stab and slash at zombies to eventually escape the building.

MY BOOk

My girlfriends father suggested this book to me. It is called Pride and Prejudice And Zombies. I'm pretty sure it's about a zombie apocalypse, but it looks like it will be good.